After the Nvidelity comes the Huangover. Jensen Huang joins long list who confused boardroom and bedroom

According to John Updike, “The first breath of adultery is the freest; after it, constraints aping marriage develop.” Today Nvidia boss Jensen Huang, the golden boy behind the world’s first five trillion dollar company, is feeling the pressure of those constraints. Huang has not only been forced to admit to his affair with former Megaspeed exec Alice Huang (no relation) – he’s also having to come to terms with the fact she might be a spy for the Chinese government. Not a great day for Jensen Huang, then. Sporting his trademark black leather jacket, it should perhaps not come as too much of a surprise that his midlife crisis also extends to an affair with a younger woman. Their relationship had already raised eyebrows, with Alice posting pictures of the pair enjoying intimate dinners together, which Jensen has previously claimed “have been related to Megaspeed, and it was all completely normal and not unusual”. He was being more accurate than he intended: in the heated arena o