Are you the only one at work who’s not having an office romance?

Sex in the workplace is far more common than we thought…or hoped. Everybody is at it and the upcoming Christmas party is when it s most likely to happen, discovers a shocked James Ford I have been thinking a lot about Aerosmith lately. They are America’s bestselling hard rock band, apparently. Their canon of songs includes many hit records, especially that iconic power ballad from the movie Armageddon. Over the past 50 years or so they have undeniably shaped the popular zeitgeist. However, I had never really considered their impact on corporate culture. Why would I? Big hair and loud power chords do not really overlap with a world built around spreadsheets and hot-desking. But it seems that one of their lesser-known hits – 1989’s “Love in an Elevator” (which only reached Number 13 in the UK charts) – may have inspired a legion of frisky office staff. According to a 2018 survey for SaucyDates.com, no fewer than five per cent of office workers have bonked in a lift at work. The lif