The Capitalist: Tory wonks find new way to waste time with Kemi video game

Super Kemi, the London Stock Exchange s new bell and toasting the Toast Awards; catch up on the latest gossip in The Capitalist IT S-A-ME, KEMI Nigel Farage often talks about the need to “have fun” while riling against the government’s policies, and anyone tuning into yesterday’s Budget would certainly have observed parliament’s love for laughing, ha-ha-ing and waving one’s Budget in the air. But it seems no one is having more fun than CCHQ workers. Sam Gibbs, who works for shadow policing minister Matt Vickers, has created a web game called ‘Super Kemi’, currently making its way around the Commons.It works just like Super Mario Bros. except you play with frontbench characters Claire Coutinho, Andrew Bowie, Andrew Griffith and, of course, Kemi Badenoch herself.The mission is to “run, jump and repeal your way through six worlds of red tape”, beginning with a pixellated drab British high street, and then storm Public Control Castle” to set growth free. You get power-ups in the